Hey
In your honest guy opinion.. What is the chances males brains will move from the penis and go into the one on their shoulders?
~Kitten
Kitten,
I thought I was the one doing the humor here.....the chances are precisely zero. In actuality, it's not a matter of brain location, but of blood flow, and the routing thereof. Part of the time, the brain of a male, held securely beneath his sloping forehead, gets ample blood flow for day-to-day operations. However, when in the proximity of a female, blood starts to be diverted to other regions for other activities. This is when higher brain functions start to diminish. As proximity increases, further parts of the brain start to shut down from lack of blood. Eventually, you're left with nothing but a walking hard-on.
Hey Bradbury~
If your girlfriend asks you to have a threesome and you do it and they pay a lot of attention to each other should you suspect something?
~Mr. R~
Mr. R,
Suspect? No. Worry? Also, no. In the unlikely event such an occurrence should actually happen, enjoy every second of it. Don't let thoughts as to whether or not you are a cover (or "beard") get in the way of a truly magical experience such as this. Let those thoughts cloud your memory of it with doubt later. If you can, take pictures for posterity. Either way, don't say anything negative about the events that would prevent it from happening again.
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posted by Big Nick 9:11 PM